jumper cables


an attack where one sneaks behind his victim and jabs him in the ribs, on both sides simultaneously. so called because of the jolt, like electricity delivered through jumper cables.
jumper cables!!! scaddipps, that hurt, you douchebag!
the act of giving two handjobs to two separate men at the same time. this term was “dubbed” as jumper cables because “positive” and “negative” p-n-ses being black and white, though not necessarily referring to this. used sometimes to describe brothers on the dl. real dedication and skill have to be used to create the appropriate amount of pleasure in both parties. both members being pleasured must -j-c-l-t- at the same time, just like jump starting a car.
i gave jumper cables to my dad and brother at the same time, and it really jump started my heart (mouth).
double t-tty twister. preformed on an unsuspecting victim by either leading into by questioning, or by complete surprise attack. once preformed, prepare for your victims relflexes to kick in, you might get caught in their rage.

—warning: if preformed several times you might find yourself with few friends.
jerry: so, brittany, do you know what jumper cables are?
brittany: uhh… no… why?
jerry: oh! well nevermi…. jumper cables!!!
-jumper cables are preformed-
brittany: f-ck you jerry! you just lost a friend!
when you give the double t-tty twister and jump up and down
weeeeeeee hahahhahahaha
(n.) when a vehicle is having trouble starting (starter motor), a pair of cables (one positive, one negative) that connect from battery of one vehicle to the battery of the troubled one to give it a jump start.
has anybody got a pair of jumper cables?

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