Jumpin Jesus


a word to show your expression when someone scares you

only aaron and veronicas..not bennys.
jumpin jesus you scared the bejesus out of me!
1. nickname for the son of g-d in his triple jumping years, also see jebus

2. (usually preceded by “great”) an exclamation
great jumpin jesus, you scared the cr-p out of me!

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