jumping the plasma grenade
similar to jumping the grenade whereby your wing man distracts the unattractive friend so you can hit on the attractive one, only in this case the unattractive friend is severely mentally and/or physically handicapped.
his wing man, valiantly jumping the plasma grenade, endured drool and stiff upper limbs so that he could chat up her caregiver.
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