jungle ass


the feeling which occurs during prolonged -ss cheek exposure to rotten, wet vegetation that manifests itself in an intense itching sensation, which gradually turns into unbearable pain. it feels thousands of needles raping your -ss cheeks. most commonly experienced by us marine infantryman training in okinawa, j-pan during winter months.
lance corporal, can i get up to put on my gortex bottoms, i’m having severe jungle -ss. there may actually be something in there biting me, possibly a jungle rat eating too many jungle budedas.
2 more definitions
when you don’t wipe your -ss completley and later on it gets all itchy and very annoying
i wish it wasn’t so hot cause now i have jungle -ss, it sucks
a dilapidating jungle disease
lauren has jungle -ss

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