Jungle Boner


an std caused by having intercourse in the jungle, specifically in a muddy or gr-ssy area, that forms green vines wrapped around the p-n-s.
dude, that black girl was hot an all, but she gave me jungle b-n-r.
to achieve, either spiritually or physically, a raging dancing b-n-r due to highly stimulating activities or antic-p-tion of such activities.

usually accompanied by a one legged dance and a little song.
more often than not, a jungle b-n-r is caused by jungle speed.
“last night while watching matlock i got a ragging jungle b-n-r”

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