Jungle Bum


one whose -sshole has far exceeded the regular hair to sphincter ratio. the enveloping pubic stingers acc-mulate to such an amount that it suiting to refer to them as a jungle.
“it won’t come out, i’ve got a severe case of jungle b-m”
a curious condition, brought on by binge drinking and severe dehydration (especially at baseball tournaments), where one’s -ss becomes a leaky, haemorrhoidal stinkhole.
everybody! __________’s got jungle b-m!

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