jungle folk hero
jungle folk heros are usually found in south america in the tropical and “jungle” regions, usually wearing a tight purple outfit, riding a horse, and followed by a wolf. they fight evil and defend the three sacred skulls, using semi-automatic weapons forged in their jungle forges. only one has been seen by modern day man. this event is seen in the movie “the phantom.”
by g-d! he’s a jungle folk hero!
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