Jungle Rooster


a wild college girl that chooses to make milkshakes at two in the morning. also, has no idea how to wash dishes. sleeps through fire alarms.
hey, that jungle rooster we partied with last night was off the hook. i’ve never met someone so wild.
a wild college girl who smears peanut b-tter on walls, freezes toilet paper, and attempts to microwave paper and other flammables while under the influence of the weekend
jesus, that jungle rooster almost set the dorm on fire. she’s a party animal, but where does the madness end?

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