junk armor
anything that protects the genital area, particularly for use against unwanted contact.
“dude, when i had that threesome, that guy’s junk was touching mine. eww, i should have worn my junk armor.”
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an athletic supporter, such as a jockstrap or a plastic cup, that protects the male genitals (“junk”) against impact or injury.
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“that football hit me right in the crotch! if not for my junk armor i’d be singing soprano now.”
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