Junk Punch
v. the act of punching a person, usually male, in the genital area. also can be abbreviated to jp.
stop being an -ss or else i’ll junk punch you.
to punch someone in the nuts. this is in contrast to roshambo-ing which refers to kicking someone in the nuts.
if you keep it up, you’re going to get a junkpunch!
to punch someone in the v-g-n- or p-n-s.
they must deserve it.
i got so mad at that hoe i wanted to give her a junkpunch.
“oww my b-lls hurt!”
“why?”
“tori just gave me a junkpunch!”
n. the result of a mt dew dependent little kid winding up and socking a male adult in the family jewels.
the stunned man stood the rest of the day in the soccer penalty shot position out of fear that the little spider monkey kid would lay another junk punch on him.
the act of punching someone, male, in the b-lls.
-after junkpunch-
guy: “why?!”
girl: “you know why!”
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