Junk Rider


a sl-t. one who rides the junk religiously.
phrase coined on episode 96 of the mediocre show with eric and taylor.

also can be shortened to “j.r.”
1.
guy: hey, junk rider!
j.r.: you want some?
guy: h-ll no, you’ve been on way too many c-cks.

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