junk selfie
a “selfie” of a person’s private parts, generally a man’s parts. i.e. p-n-s, c-ck, d-ck
i sent her a junk selfie and now we are going to hook up later.
we met online and i sent her a junk selfie, now she can’t wait me meet me!
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