junk’d
(junked)
v. junked, junking, junks
v. intr.
1. getting clothed (or non-clothed) genetalia unsuspectingly rubbed against one’s person, causing uncomfortable silence, laughter, or physical harm (usually to the junker, not the junkee).
as greg was talking to megan to distract her, brandon walked up next to her and rubbed his genitals against her leg.
megan got junk’d!
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