junkfish


1. a male born with a mental and physical condition that disables him from being “a good catch.”
2. the guy who wont call you back. (commonly used with a preceding derogatory adjective).
that guy has a raiders license plate… he’s probably a junkfish!

“let’s go to the dante and have a drink or 30!” – bottom feeder #1
“alright! that place is full of junkfish!”- bottom feeder #2

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