Junktion
the intersection of b-lls and shaft.
-hey, where’s steve?
-oh you didn’t hear?
-no, what?
-i can’t believe you didn’t hear!
-no, i was away all week. what happened?!
-oh man, it was awful. he ripped his junktion scaling a chain-link fence.
-oh no! that’s terrible, i really like steve.
-yeah, good guy. he used to tutor my little sister in algebra ii.
-yeah math was always his thing.
-not much of a speller though.
-no, terrible speller. is he going to be ok?
-well, doctors were able to reapproximate the intersection of his shaft and b-lls as best they could, but modern medical junktion technology has only come so far.
-wait a minute. didn’t something happen to his junktion a few months ago?
-yeah, he fell asleep at the nude beach, second-degree burns all over.
-it has not been a good year for steve’s junktion.
-no, it certainly has not been.
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