jurassic parker
a person of any age who is mentally fossilised, cautious, brain-dead, dull, unimaginative, dinosauric, living in the past, not with-it, or has lost his marbles. someone who is uncomfortable with the age of the internet and mobile phones and still communicates by snail mail and gets his information from the library. a dodo.
named after jur-ssic park, the film, and the coastline in dorset, england, now known too as jur-ssic park, with its ammonites and other fossils. an inhabitant of lyme regis, dorset. fossil hunters.
a horde of jur-ssic parkers got off the coach for a ‘pit-stop’.
strung out a long the beach, armed with geological hammers and backpacks,were a dozen keen jur-ssic parkers examining the rocks for ammonites they could take home for the mantlepiece.
he stood scratching his head in bewilderment and chuntering to himself about the need to check it all again – a jur-ssic parker in complete faff mode. the group left without him.
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