Jurassic Pork
a policeman who is over 60 years old. this unretired cop has an ability to retire after 25 years with a full pension, but has such a fear of losing his power he just won’t retire.
jesus christ, did you see the age of that cop? he’s going to write me a ticket for doing 60 in a 50.
yeah, that’s definitely jur-ssic pork. what a douche nozzle.
a humungously obese woman who plods around and occ-ssionally has her shirt tucked into her dress, exposing the rump.
who does that jur-ssic pork think she is fooling eating that lean cuisine?
the other white meat. lots of it.
since when do pigs have claws? besides, a roast weighing 1400 pounds has gotta be jur-ssic pork.
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