Jurph
something exceptionally interesting, good, or awesome.
wow that football game was so jurph!
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the coolest person you will ever know. stems from the name jessica murphy, combined to form jurphy and then shortened to jurph. a really “nice” and “cute” girl who is also smart, talented and funny. she is a great friend and would make an amazing girlfriend so if you ever find a jurph, make sure you don’t lose her.
-approaches moderately attractive guy at party-
bec: “hey, have you met my friend jess?”
guy: “you mean jurph? of course, she’s so awesome. i’m gonna go dance with that girl.”
bec: “d-mn straight you are, she’s f-cking perfect! get it!”
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