juss


the typographically easy subst-tution for the ever challenging word “just”, used predominantly by the underachieving, self-described first place loser.
texan 1986: that one juss took all ur steam
texan 1986: u are juss depleted after that one
texan 1986: the little engine that could…juss can’t anymore
word that dumb b-tches use becasue they’re too stupid to use the letter t.
i’m juss some ssupid bisch.
an object of particular juiciness.
example:
tom: “man, i got some new skunk”

harry: “whats it like?”

tom: ” its the juss!”

exampel 2:

harry:”i just fell over in something”

jack: “haha, its the juss”
how most people pr-nounce ‘just’; the way some people type ‘just’
“juss do it”
in sa colored slang, you know the drill it means, you are crazy, just like the other two, you can either say it, jus, of zdus
‘uh-uh, no man, did you see what this dose just did?’
‘no? what?’
‘he just tried to mac my girl,’
‘uh-uh, no, he’s zdus(juss) in his head,’
‘i’ll somma come moore him now,’
‘uh-uh, is jy versin? no man, at the back of the alley.’
‘no man, he’s gonna drive me biss.’
when the girls v-g-n- is nasty and fishy.
man i got this juss over the weekend.

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