Just because you’re on a diet, doesn’t mean that you can’t look at the menu
meaning that if you already have a girlfriend/lover, doesn’t mean that you can’t check out other girls.
guy #1: hey look at those chicks over there!
guy #2: buddy, i already have a girlfriend.
guy #1: just because you’re on a diet, doesn’t mean that you can’t look at the menu.
guy #2: i suppose you’re right. -gazes at girls for 5 minutes- d-mn! this is like baywatch!
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