just clothes


alcohol! it’s a codeword for everyone’s favorite past time: booze. if you need to talk shop in front of some parents, talk about “just clothes.” need some more clothes? go to the laundromat, dry cleaners, or clothes store! have a six pack? that’s a size 6! 12 pack? size 12! get creative. are you completely sh-t faced? then you’re completely dressed!
1. “what did you do last night?” “oh i put on some clothes.”

2. “i’m cold, let’s go put some clothes on!”

3. “what do you have that’s clinking in that bag?” “oh that’s just clothes.”

4. “all i remember about last night is getting completely dressed, and then streaking!”

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