justin beiber fever
a s-xualy transmitted desease witch explodes a person’s genetals.
the first case was reported recently on a person (justin beiber) who is the only one who, to date, to survived this most lethal desease (reportedly because of the remarquably small size of the explosion). further more, this desease, before usually restricted to a small amount of cases per generation, has spred remarquably over the past few years and now thousands of little girls, boys and animals are affected.
boum!
first person: what was that?
second person:the latest victim of the justin beiber fever. she was at his concert last night.
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