Justin Juice
a blended drink.
1/4 everclear
ice
frozen fruit (strawberries or raspberries, or w.e)
frozen juice cylinder (o.j. or lemonade, or w.e)
1/2 can of energy (preferably monster, or w.e)
blend that m-f-.
delicious.
… now do it.
not to long ago, a lumberjack named justin created a drink that will go down in history.
it’ll sneak up on ya, and it’s awesome. just do it.
don’t change the name either, derek juice or amber juice, for example, just sounds dumb compared to justin juice.
tell your friends!
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