Justin Parker


frequently confused with the deceased cannibal/rapist jeffrey dahmer due to their similar physical appearence and tendencies. justin parker usually hides in his mom’s closet pretending to be stuck in a dark cave so he can eat anyone who happens to venture into his fantasy world.
“dude, wanna go hang at justin parker’s tonight?”
“no, bro, i’m not trying to get eaten tonight. i’d rather go to that lame kid andrew rutsky’s house instead and play in the gr-ss.”

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