justin timberlake
white version of usher
justin timberlake was asked if he is trying to compete with usher if he can dance better.
a half-bald headed trying-to-act-black wigger whose never set foot in a ghetto before.
any boy “band” member.
the guy who grabbed janet’s rack.
look, there’s justin timberlake.
isn’t he that fool who grabbed janet’s rack?
h-rny little kid still going through p-b-rty.
after seeing janet jackson’s breast, justin timberlake became confused and disoriented. so that’s what a t-tty looks like, he thought.
a very talented singer/dancer/actor. everyone likes to hate on him and call him a “wigger.”
people who hate on jt are usually
-uncoordinated r-t-rds who cannot dance, sing or perform any other task harder than breathing and attacking everyone
-“macho” men who are insecure, pretend to hate him, but will still shove their fat b-n-r into some girl at the club when “s-xyback” comes on
-emo idiots who rebel against anything “mainstream”, slit their wrists at night while sacrificing goats at their my chemical romance altar
he is extrememly talented. stop trying to appear “cool” by hating him. he has millions, a clothing line, and could get more p-ssy than all of you r-t-rded pr-cks combined. you all know that if you could be him for a day, you would. so take your head of your -ss. peace out.
loser: omg i hate that f-ggot justin timberlake.
me: why? because he can dance, sing, act, does not lip sync, writes his own songs, has millions, a mansion, a s-xy girlfriend, donates to charity, is an all-around decent human being, and could kick your -ss?
loser:…
a singer/actor who was almost universally hated by all straight guys until the d-ckinabox/motherlover videos appeared with andy samberg
guy 1: justin timberlake sucks -ss.
guy 2: yeah but he’s funnier than most the hosts that have been on snl in the last 3 years.
let’s see here….this guy has millions of dollars, 20 cars, 50 pairs of shoes, specialized clothing, a big-ss house, endors-m-nts from many corporations, his own restaurant, and (how many?) boats, yet i can’t believe that, with all of his wealth, he couldn’t even hold on to the nympho known as britney spears for more than 3 months. obviously this is a sign that he is probably just overcompensating for something he lacks as a man (if we can call him a man at all).
britney spears: i’m leaving you, justin. your p-n-s is simply too small.
justin timberlake: it’s not the size that matters. it’s the motion of the ocean.
britney spears: that’s what six of my ex-boyfriends said.
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