Jute Box Zero


the person (typically male) who has acc-mulated a music library on their ipod that all others would dream of, but wastes it by insisting that one must only listen to their cr-ppy on-the-go playlists, or llisten to it exclusively on shuffle without skipping songs; thus creating the dentist music effect and therefore becoming the guy n-body likes.
shane: “have you seen todd’s ipod!?”

lisa: “no.”

shane: “oh, well it has every song anyone could possibly ever want, and he updates it regularly. too bad he’s a jute box zero and never lets me listen to anything but his simon & garfunkle playlist and his extensive collection of louisiana blue gr-ss.

lisa: “what a f-cker! i hate todd!”

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