---

juuso

---

Read Also:

• e-fencing

  the crime of fencing stolen goods on the internet, usually through ebay. “the indictment, for moving stolen goods across state lines, says the eatons sold more than $100,000 using ebay and paypal over a 12-month period — a crime that prosecutors call ‘e-fencing.’” grand jury indicts couple who bragged about shoplifting, latimes (sept. 20, 2009).

• arggguggghhblaaaah

  the sound one emits when afflicted with simultaneous anger, dismay, and boredom due to acute cubicle aversion syndrome. i asked jolene to change the copier toner, but all she said was “arggguggghhblaaaah”.

• einstein line

  einstein line: common vernacular of regular concert goers. the einstein line is the front row of the mosh pit where the punters stupid enough to get caught (hence the sarcastic allusion to einstein) are mashed up against the security barriers protecting the artists on stage from the audience. has recently entered popular slang as the […]

• Arlo Guthrie

  one of the greatest, albeit tragically underrated, musicians of all time. good songs include (insert any arlo song here). “it’s the tenth of january and i still ain’t had no sleep she comes waitzing in the nighttime made of wings she is dressed up like a bandit with a hundred sparkling rings looking for my […]

• Kielpasta

  a common delicacy of the powop, it consists of some sort of pasta, usually linguine, and polish sausage. kielbasa + pasta = kielpasta.

---