Jylpytys
to get humiliated totally, like when you miss an opponent or kill all hostages – but not the opponent
d-mn i just killed my team! i can’t hit! i suck!
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- Jacknifing
when a man has an -rg-sm while his p-n-s is semi-erect. “man, i was so s-xed-up last night – i started jacknifing the second she put her lips on my c-ck”. when you bend a dog in half and stick your kn-b in its mouth while someone else does it in the p–pchute with a […]
- La Ducharme
the act of aggressively pulling a woman’s hair and wrapping it around the erect p-n-s. one must then have s-x with the hair until the male -j-c-l-t-s in the woman’s hair. the woman must then lather the the seamen in her hair as she would with shampoo. after the the lathering, the woman must get […]
- Multitaskerbating
mult-taskerbating is the act of doing more than one thing while you m-st-rb-t-. i was mult-taskerbating last night – watching tv, playing world of warcraft, eating a sandwich, and masturbating all at the same time.
- multitext
to be busy responding to or initiating multiple sms (text) messages. brooklin was mult-texting with so many people it took forever for her to read and respond to my message. when you can text and do things at the same time “g-d jamie i can’t mult-text. ask me when i’m done!”
- mumbleitis
catching a case of the mumbles due to others mumbling. mostly -ssociated with phone conversations. the act of mumbling due to another parties unclear wording. dont go catching mumbleitis because i cant understand what youre telling me.