JZ Knight


follower and channel for the great 35000-year-old ramtha from the lost city of atlantis! words from jz, “in 1977 in my kitchen, in february, in tacoma, washington i was playing with pyramids that we used to dehydrate food. i put one on my head and i thought, well, if this will do this to baloney, what will it do with my brain? so i put it on my head and started laughing. and i picked it up and there was this glitter at the end of my little kitchen — this glitter, like you would take a handful and turn it loose through a ray of sunshine — and there were these lights happening at the end of my kitchen, and i was just mesmerized. and there appeared this seven-foot-tall ent-ty who was as big as life and the most beautiful thing i had ever seen in my life. and he had this big beautiful smile on his face. he had long fingers and long hands, black dancing eyes. and he looked at me and he said, “beloved woman, i am ramtha the enlightened one, and i have come to help you over the ditch.” and, well, what would you do? and i didn’t understand that because i am a simple person, so i looked to see if the floor was still underneath the chair. and he said, “it is called the ditch of limitation.” and he said, “i am here, and we are going to do grand work together.”
jz knight made millions of dollars as a cult leader.

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