K-Dude
a boy by the name of kieran who has s-xual intercourse with strangers for money. the strangers are sometimes men and sometimes referred to as josh, todd or george.
k-dude: “hey wanna have s-x?”
josh: “yeah!”
todd: “me too!”
george: “yeah ok, i just lubed up!”
kieran: “whoopee!”
a polish boy who calls himself k-dude
because he thinks he pwns. and he doesn’t…
his dad is called a-dude and they bowl together. a-dude tells k-dude gay bedtime stories.
a-dude: ‘and then the two boys got it on…’
k-dude: ‘tat, kocham ti!’
a-dude: ‘w kadrze warschau, w kadrze weszeli!’
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