K-J 52
pr-nounced k j five two
he’s a christrian rapper
person1: i like to listen to kj fifty two
person2: no fool its five-two for the five loaves and two fishes
person1: oh, k-j 52. thanks ur so smart
underground christian rapper. “kj” in his name refers to his old rap name, “king j. mac” the “52” part in his name stands for the 5 loaves and two fish from luke 9:16 from the bible. some of his raps are christian, but a lot are just silly!
kj 52: to the a, to the b, to the c, to the d…
children: elementary!! alphabetically!!!
kj 52: aahhh!! nooo!!! sit…down!!! ahhh!!!
kj-52 is the stage name for white suburban christian rapper named jonah sorrentino. nevertheless, kj-52 still sells his music somehow, and even has some popular music videos on youtube.
stanley: have you heard of toby mac?
marvin: yes, but if you want to see something really hilarious, check out a music video by kj-52.
stanley: hahahah! what a joke!! how has he even sold a single record?
marvin: i don’t know man, it must be all christian teenagers who buy it. just because it’s christian music doesn’t make it good music.
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