k-wake
the k-wake is the unpleasent aftermath of an event or object.
1. it could be described as the nasty taste lingering in your mouth after you wake up from a blackout night of drinking.
2. also defined as the smell left behind in an unvented bathroom after someone has had diarrhea from food poisoning or the smell in a room after two hippies have s-x.
3. physically it is the destruction left behind after a special needs person has finished attempting to do things only a mentally capable person should or the hazardous waste left behind after a tragic oil spill.
i need to brush my teeth to get the k-wake out.
i know i’m at woodstock because i can smell the k-wake everywhere.
i told you to tie timmy down!! now who’s gonna clean up this k-wake?!
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