Ka-Rah-Tay Skill Barbie
lives on a mountain with kung fu action jesus and superman. she suffers from a fear of insects and does not know the names of tools.
her hobbies are throwing tools at her mountain pals when they ask for them, and lots of studying. also, ka-rah-tay skill barbie hates potatoes and will throw sharp tools at it the instant she spots one.
ka-rah-tay skill barbie does not like firedrills while she is around gogonick, who tells her to “control her hormones” daily.
“ka-rah-tay skill barbie is not sold in stores”
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