Kaboom! Chick


a girl that you find at a bar that wants to bring you into the bathroom for some play. however, she is so nasty that you demand that she clean the bathroom before you will enter (using kaboom! bathroom cleaner). knowing that she is as filthy as a cr-p-laden bowl, she will comply in order to feel abused, if only for a moment.
dude, she is clearly a kaboom! chick. tell her to make sure the rim in the can is glistening before you let her polish your kn-b.

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