kaisered


to completely f-ck up at an activity or play in a team or solo compet-tion; to let the team down (typically used while playing clash of clans mobile app)
wow, you really kaisered that attack. that’ll probably cost us the war. way to go, dipsh-t.
to be called out and chastised by superiors at work for being on the internet (mainly www.illiniboard.com) too much
“so i was posting something on the deuce when my boss walked up to my desk and i knew i was kaisered”
the practice of relinquishing interests and claims over one’s replacement child with the intent of never again resuming or re-sserting them. causes include many social and cultural factors as well as mental illness. an abandoned child is called a foundling (as opposed to a runaway or an orphan). baby dumping refers to parents (generally mothers) abandoning or discarding a child younger than 12 months in a public or private place with the intent of disposing it.
jenelle announced she was a changed person because she gave birth to a child that replaced the first one she jaced, only to have this one kaisered so she could lay out at the beach.

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