kakapo

the cutest, sweetest,(stupidest and fattest) bird to ever live. in new zealand. help save them- there’s only 80 left!
awww fat kakapo
yes. listen to newzealandrocks. but i think there’s only 70. aka owl parrot. if anyone searches this, i will be very surprised.numbers greatly reduced from us b-st-rd humans introducing cats ‘n sh-t to nz.
if you call me a hippy, i will replace your eyes with cherry bombs and then eat your family alive.
the kakapo, a large, nocturnal, flightless parrot endemic to new zealand which is both tree & ground dwelling. it is in decline & is in great danger of going extinct within the next few decades due to the introduction of unnatural predators into their habitat, such as mustelids (stoats, weasels, ferrets) & cats. conservationists are trying to protect this amazing & now rare species by dedicating whole islands to the quarantine of the bird. the only island where it can now be found in the wild is codfish island, & the species is now cl-ssed as critically endangered due to the fact that there are only 126 known living individuals…

singular: kakapo. plural: kakapo/kakapos
if you want to find out some more about kakapo, i recommend either watching this:
the unnatural history of the kakapo

on youtube, or visiting one of the following sites:

www.arkive.org
www.wikipedia.com
kakapo is the nickname given to a lady’s or a guy’s private area when enjoying s-xual activities.
the nickname was created by an egyptian girl and guy who practice the friends with benefits ideology.

kakapo’s definition only applies to a couple who have no interest in commitment but only in pleasing one another in every way needed.
guy: “my kakapo needs a friend tonight, what’s yours doing later?”