Kaki Kessem (Poop Magic)
in order to achieve a “kaki kessem”, there must be no feces on your first wipe after secreting bodily fluids out your b-m. if the wiping process exceeds 1 wiping motion, you have failed to achieve a “kaki kessem”
some rules:
if there are enough feces to require you to even begin a second wipe, you have failed to achieve a “kaki kessem”.
similar to the “tuck rule” in the nfl, if you reach for the toilet paper for a second time but decline to touch it, you have achieved a “kaki kessem”, it is only when the player actually makes contact with the toilet paper does the failing take place. this is referred to as the “touch rule”.
writers opinion:
we pretty much all have to be in agreement that a kaki kessem is a perfect combination of convenience and pleasure. truly one of the underrated miracles that exist on this earth….thank you
“i’ve only had 2 kaki kessems in my life. but boy were those first wipes clean”
“as soon as i realize that i have experienced a kaki kessem (p–p magic) , i immediately text my friend ‘man my t.p. is so white dude'”
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