Kalamazoo College


origianlly a northern baptist college, kalamazoo college is a liberal arts school that is, oddly enough, in the city of kalamazoo. there are about 1200 students with only 900 or so on campus at any one time because we send a lot of students around the world. we produce more ph. d.s than harvard. we also host the usta boys nationals every year. we’re a pretty happy bunch of kids and we like our pot and licquor nice and strong. even when we are sick, overworked, and falling over from the lack of sleep, we still love k college.
no, i don’t go to western michigan university or kalamazoo valley community college, i go to kalamazoo college!

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