kalambo 02
an online alias used for an extremely lonely and unwitty person; a person to bug on aol instant messenger when bored.
example conversation:
highlyamused: sup dingdong
kalambo 02: ?
highlyamused: who’s my little snackey cake??
highlyamused: you!!!
kalambo 02: your mama
kalambo 02: i know u r gay
highlyamused: where’s the cream filling?
highlyamused: kalambo 02<<---ahh, that's the stuff
kalambo 02: thats why u dont like britney
kalambo 02: ?
highlyamused: aww, my little dingdong is so cute when he's weirded out
kalambo 02: ?
highlyamused: who's my dingdong snackey cake??
highlyamused: you are!!!
highlyamused: in other news, a person by the alias highlyamused overdosed yesterday on carpet cleaners
highlyamused: so, did you like the howler monkey i sent you in the cake?
highlyamused: i thought the thong was a nice touch
--- kalambo 02 signed off
hahaha!!! that f-ckface blocked me!!!
what a douche!!!
he drives a f-ckin dodge neon!!!
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