kalamunda


the most amazing place to live ever!!! home to soooooooo many amazing people that all you losers who don’t like it should go die in a hole of holy-ness and shame:) we have lots of cool stuff like trees, ice cream and retra vision. and yes we do have coles, woolworths and other normal shops, and no we aren’t a country side town, we are a semi-rural area:) and we were in the west australian the other day so suck on that all you boring places that are to loser-inhabited to be in the paper:)
person 1: where do you live?

person 2: i live in kalamunda

person 1: omg im sooooooo jelous
sh-t hole in countryside western australia. horrible place to live because people are dumb as doorkn-bs.
man you’re from kalamunda aren’t you!

you’re so kalamunda

person 1: what is 2+2?
person 2: i came from kalamunda
person 1: nuff said, go sit in the corner over there

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