kalau is such a sweetheart! if you wanna talk sh*t, go to a kalau. she will spill the f*cking tea. if you need advice, kalau is the go to girl. she knows how to roast tho. u gotta get u a kalau
guy 1: omg, kalau is the most bomb diggitty girl i’ve ever met!!!
guy 2: i know right.
guy 3: i wish my girlfriend was like that.
- cruise mom
a cruise mom is a mom that in pictures she looks wasted and she always has like this super big smile on her face and ur literally a f*cking cruise mom alex: did you see the picture gaby posted? she looks like such a cruise mom
- blac mamba
real b*** who doesn’t mess around, blac mamba walks around in her mile high heels ready to pounce d*mn, blac mamba just walked by, almost got me
- snootch pooch
1. a male who follows around a girl like a puppy for possibility however so slight that he’ll get a sniff of her gift. 2. male or female who blindly follows cult or politics so they are unable to discuss it without name calling and hysterics. 1. that little guy is her snootch pooch, dude. […]
a large, overweight, obese, lard*ss, dyslexic, 4-year-old-writing, cant-be-a-cop, r*t*rd who does nothing but eats crayons. remember the time boyson did anything? yeah, it ended in loss of iq.