Kale Daddy
a sugar daddy for urban girls who can not regularly purchase kale chips and other expensive vegan snacks.
i need a kale daddy to buy me some kombucha right now.
$7.99 for a small bag of kale chips? where is my kale daddy when i need him?!
a sugar daddy for urban girls that cannot regularly purchase kale chips and other expensive vegan snack
i need a kale daddy to buy me this kombucha right now.
$7.99 for a small bag of kale chips? where is my kale daddy when i need him?!
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