kale-ing


excessive “organic” lifestyle. the very meaning of a kaler’s existence is defined by earthiness and is complemented by an insatiable desire to garden and grow vegetables at home. the term is extremely versatile and can be uses to describe various behaviors such as saving tiny amounts of food, reusing paper napkins, or planting too many flowers. it can also be uses to describe people who practice vegan diets and who practice yoga or people who try to derive “deep meaning” from every conversation.
omg dude, who grows vegetables indoors during he winter time!? she is totally kale-ing!

some people are taking the organic lifestyle to the new level. kale-rs.

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