kaleoholic


kaleoholic is a person who has developed a disorder characterized by the dependence on the vegetable kale, repeated excessive use of kale and/or constantly discussing kale.
sandra had three kale smoothies and a kale salad today. i am afraid she might be a kaleoholic.
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