kalifornia
mispr-nunciation of “california”. popularized by schwarzenegger, arnold. see california.
“as governor of kalifornia, i realize that i have no idea what i’m doing.”
(the west coast) the best state ever. home of the lowriders, big rims, gangsta rap, hyphy, g-ngb-ng, blue and red rags, hottest girls, trend setters, and best weed.
we’re from kali-forn-i-a, were if you act slick, we’ll f-ck up quick, mack your b-tch, jack you chain, and send you back to your gay -ss state real quick.
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