kalimba
an species quite like chewbaca from star wars. the generator for the kalimba’s natural habitat was destroyed when kim jong un decided to hack sony. there are an estimated 26 kalimbai left in the world. please help save the kalimba by backing up your data on your ps3 or ps4.
“oh look! its a kalimba!”
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