kalmuhi


south asia slang in hindi for characterless girl
girl: mom i’m pregnent
mom: kya…kaise? (what..how?)
girl: it was an accident…
mom: accident kalmuhi….sadak par chalte chalte laude pe gir gayi thi kya? (did you fel on d-ck while walking on road?)

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