Kalona


a womanizing s-xy beast, who constantly works around shirtless and makes women drool, quite literally. he will be generally manipulative, but you’ll love him anyways because he’s yummy. would be an amazing nude model. is muscular and nom-worthy. he’s definitely a creeper who watches you sleep, but you won’t mind. he also gets turned on very easily.
kalona. is. yummy.

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