when you get beaten so bad even you know its true.
i got kalped so bad yesterday i did not know what to do with myself.
when you get killed/wrecked/owned, kalped can also be used as a derogatory term in slang.
i’m about to kalp these guys.
we bout to put da kalp on em reel quik, u kno wat im sayin dog?
to be screwed (literally or figuratively) or to (literally or figuratively) screw someone or something, in a very guttural or hog like way. the “root” typically being phallic in nature “feed my girl red drinks all night then she let me hogroot her” or “i’m too busy to talk, i’m getting hogrooted at work right […]
- blade of a pencil sharpener
the blade of a pencil sharpener is surprisingly very sharp. when taken off the pencil sharpener, it becomes the perfect utensil to cut yourself with. just remember right to left is for attention, and top to bottom is for results. viswathish: shira have you been cutting yourself with the blade of a pencil sharpener? shira: […]
- s*xual profiling
similar to racial profiling but more fun. s-xual profiling is based upon gender to make decisions. jill: that guy left his delivery truck double-parked and blocking the road. barney: how do you know it was a guy? i think you are s-xual profiling. i just saw some gal get in and drive the truck away.
when u bust 15 nuts, and u explode with the whitest purest c-m yeah dude, i baj-zzeled all over sarahs face yesterday