kalr


the boy’s name kalr – it is of old german origin, and its meaning is “improved version”. german adaptation of charles. the single greatest individual name/naming effort ever seen.

kalr is an uncommon first name for men and also a very uncommon last name for both men and women (#5123 out of 88799). (1990 u.s. census)

some general studies have shown that boys with the name kalr tend to be more intelligent than 91% of people their age.
guy one: has anyone seen that guy kalr? i liked that guy but he hasn’t been here in a while so i haven’t heard from him because he hasn’t been around.

guy two: last i saw he was in that pie line, he was going first.

guy one: someone was going second?

guy two: yeah, karl.
spoken: cal + r
a wrong way of writing the german word “klar” which means as much as “of cause”
r u hot?
kalr, i am !

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